This New Sex Toy Will Deposit Alien Eggs Inside You, If You're Into That...

If you've ever dreamed of despositing and birthing alien eggs made of gelatin from one of your orifices then you're in luck!

A company called Primal Hardwere make these dildos. They're called Splorch's... or Ovipositors officially? I'm not sure.

The Splorch costs between $119 and $129 and you can buy it at